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Mahalo. I'm Bria. CR7♥ "I'll wait forever if I have to." BBSG.


i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories

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what is this from


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i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

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I’m so upset about having to give my beautiful baby away to a new home. I know she’ll be a thousand times happier once she’s away from my other dog but I’ll miss this little face more than anyone can ever fathom.


I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

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Anonymous asked: Hope you're okay sweetheart xx


Thank you, I’m alright 

student:hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government:sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government:nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government:no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.